Sunday we had a Rigatoni dinner with delicious sauce I had simmering for a couple of hours. The entire apartment was in an Italian state-of-mind as the aroma of onions, tomatoes, peppers and mushrooms filled the air. The fragrance was heavenly to me or to anybody of Italian descent, I bet. After eating one helping, and holding back on more because…
Steph had a Christmas Party to attend at the pastor’s home in a couple of hours and they were having Chili, I was also invited. Stephanie was so worried because she thought we were late…and we were.
I could’ve sworn it didn’t begin until a half an hour later, at six, but I told her we’d be okay, “I’ll just drive backwards. We’ll be there on time and besides you told me at first that you didn’t want to go,”
“I know, but I finished my homework.”
I took Steph into his home and was again asked to stay, but I went back into the darkness to learn my way around that area of Ozark (the city not the Ozark Mountains). Many hills and blind intersections, but thankfully, not many turns It is winter here too and the wind was whipping and howling, as the rain pelted the windshield of the car.
I was unable to see much of anything. The pastor’s house, though, was too crowded for me so there was no turning back. I made my way to the familiar highway and pulled into a wayside rest (not posted) but it was a driveway off the highway and only about a quarter mile down from my turnoff to get Steph.
The rain kept up while parked there and I realized that I’d seen too many spook shows because my phone’s battery went dead and I didn’t have a car charger. My mind started to wander…
A couple o’ hill folk (used to call them hillbillies) coming up to the car and rapping on the side widow – one on each side sure didn’t help with the anxious moments. I mean, they probably don’t get much company out this-a-way. Seeing a strange car parked at the end of their drive they had to investigate.
I cracked my window just enough to hear one another, “Are ya’ll lost,” he asked?
His friend or brother kept rapping on the other window waving for me to get out of the car and go with them to their house. He eagerly pointed to the raingear he was holding and offering me to put on; maybe it was just some plastic cut from a roll.
That was enough for me. I started the car and turned on the wipers – high speed – and said, “The car is running fine now so I’ll be on my way. I have to pick up my daughter in Highlandville, just up the road a piece.”
I pulled out of their gravel drive with the house set way back yonder as the two guys – one carrying the load and the other standing there with a long machete type blade strapped to his leg that shone so plainly in the rearview mirror.
I slam my foot down on the accelerator – driving off as fast as I could. I kept looking behind me, the sounds of the two guys chasing me, their eyes pits of black. I didn’t know my way back, and it was dark, with dead branches that towered over me. The black road blended with the night sky. I drove blindly, still going straight but up and down with those two guys always behind me.
Then I saw a light up ahead. It must be the pastor’s house! With tires screeching and my ears ringing – bdonk – my right front sunk down and I don’t recall being that happy before. I remember that pothole at the end of the drive from when I dropped Steph off. I’m at the right place and safe at last, safe at last; thank God Almighty – I’m safe at last.
I pulled into the driveway. When I looked back, the two guys were gone. Was it merely a hallucination? Really, did I imagine the whole thing?
I drove back to that spot the next day and saw this hill person sitting on a rock so I snapped his picture and I don’t think he cared…..